DAMN! I WAS BORN TOO SOON

I wish I was 21 again.  Queen Elizabeth is advertising for a trainee Butler.  Now, there's a job I'd be perfect for.  The pay isn't so hot but you get free room and board at Buckingham Palace as well as other royal residences throughout the year.  I can see it now; the winter at Buckingham and summers at Balmoral in the Highlands.  Yup!  I could handle that!  I can buttle with the best of them.