Friday, August 26, 2011

GAS

DONNIE'S THOUGHTS ON GAS
"I just heard that the "average American" passes gas 20 times each day.  Twenty times per day over a 75-year life would total 547,500 farts!  But if one produces only a few or even none each day for the first 50 years, the lifetime average requires tooting 40 or 50 times a day in our 60s and 70s.  I have evidence that this is a pretty accurate scientific finding."

THE ONLY THING I CAN ADD TO THIS IS:
I never thought, much, about gas until I had my stomach surgery.  It's an awful revelation to learn that you can't leave the hospital until you start passing gas again.  They say there's a time for everything and, believe me, after stomach surgery, that's the time to pray for gas!

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